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Pros and Cons of Owning a Wyvern …
Hello, my name is Craig A. Price, a USA Today Bestselling Fantasy Author, and today I’d like to talk about the pros and cons of owning a wyvern.
Pro: It is much smaller than a dragon and will be able to fit in your house.
Con: It will eat all of your peanut butter.
Pro: You can fly.
Con: You can fall.
Pro: People won’t pick on you anymore with a wyvern to back you up.
Con: Fire burps.
Pro: You can pet its pretty scales.
Con: Your hand is bleeding.
Pro: You can teach it tricks.
Con: Backflips need ceiling repairs.
Pro: It licks its paws to clean itself.
Con: It bites its nails and it’s louder than a chalkboard.
Pro: It can roar really loud, and scare any intruders!
Con: It snores.
Pro: You can get to work so much faster!
Con: While there’s a parking lot for cars and motorcycles, there isn’t a wyvern parking lot.
Pro: The scales are pretty.
Con: The sun reflects off its scales, blinding you anytime you look at them.
Pro: Its scales look beautiful in the moonlight.
Con: It howls at the full moon, and your neighbors don’t like it.
Pro: Oh, my grandma, what big, beautiful teeth you have!
Con: You have to brush its teeth, and its breath stinks!
Pro: Your neighbor doesn’t come over to borrow the sugar anymore.
Con: You can’t get a date after it ate the last one you had.
Pro: It licks your face with affection.
Con: You thought a cat’s tongue was rough?
Pro: It cuddles at night.
Con: You can no longer afford food.
So, what do you think? Is having a wyvern worth it? Do the pros outweigh the cons? Do you have any other pros and cons to offer me?
To see more about how I portray wyverns and dragons, check out my new series, Dragonia Empire, starting with book 1, Dragonia: Rise of the Wyverns.
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Dragonia Empire, Book 1 Rise of the Wyverns Audio Sample
About Dragonia Empire, Book 1 Rise of the Wyverns
Author: Craig A. Price Jr.
Narrator: Reuben Corbett
Length: 5 hours and 46 minutes
Series: Dragonia Empire, Book 1
Publisher: Craig A. Price Jr.
Released: May 30, 2018
Genre: Epic Fantasy
The Resistance struggles to find a way to defeat the Dragonia Empire; all hope seems lost against the dragon riders, until they discover an island full of wyverns.
Devarius has lost everything. His parents murdered, his sister kidnapped, and the new village he called home: destroyed. The Dragonia Empire has gotten out of control, destroying anything and everything in its path searching for the Resistance.
Devarius is left with little choice but to find the Resistance, join them, and hope he can help them defeat the Dragonia Empire once and for all to bring peace to the land of Kaeldroga.